英语小幽默

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聪明的儿子

Father told son buy wine,the son asked his father:"the bottle,isn't there?"Father shook his head say:"is too little."A few minutes later,the son carrying the bottle back.Dad took the bottle a look,at the moment,the original bottle containing most of the bottles stones.Son proudly said:"daddy,you drink,the crow is such water."Dad in distress situation,way:"my son that learning is not white on it."

父亲叫儿子打酒,儿子问爸爸:“瓶子里不是还有吗?”爸爸摇摇头说:“太少了。”几分钟后,儿子提着瓶子回来。爸爸接过酒瓶一看,愣住了,原来酒瓶里装着大半瓶子石子。儿子得意洋洋地说:“爸爸,您喝吧,乌鸦就是这样喝水的。”爸爸哭笑不得,道:“我儿这学是没白上啊。”

那给我一块钱行吗?

Son:Dad,give me a dime.

儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。

Father:Son,don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?

父亲:儿子,你不认为你已经长大了,不该再老是一角一角地要钱了,不是吗?

Son:I guess you're right,Dad.Give me a dollar,will you?

儿子:爸爸,我想你是对的,那给我一块钱行吗?

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