20个最好笑笑话 超搞笑可爱的短笑话

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小话梅:妈妈我今天不舒服可以不上学吗?

话梅妈妈:哪里不舒服?

小话梅:我觉得全身都好酸啊真的。

20个最好笑笑话 超搞笑可爱的短笑话

20个最好笑笑话 超搞笑可爱的短笑话

Xiaohua Mei:Mom,can I not go to school today?Mother Hua Mei:what's wrong?Xiaohua Mei:I think my whole body is very sour.Really.

有一天螃蟹出门不小心撞倒了泥鳅,

泥鳅很生气地说:“你是不是瞎啊!”

螃蟹说:“不是啊我是螃蟹”。

One day,the crab accidentally knocked down the loach,and the loach said angrily,"are you blind?"The crab said,"no,I'm a crab.".

小明和小红相约在后山碰头,后来他们都得了脑震荡。

Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong meet at Houshan.Later they all have concussion.

中枢神经对末梢神经说:“你坏死啦!”

末梢神经对中枢神经说:“你麻痹”

The central nerve said to the peripheral nerve,"you are necrotic!"The peripheral nerve says to the central nerve,"you're paralyzed."

馒头和另一个馒头结婚了,结果发现花卷躺在自己床上,就问:“你怎么在这?我媳妇呢?”

花卷说:“人家烫了头你就不认识了?!”

Steamed bread and another steamed bread got married,only to find the curly flower lying on their own bed and asked,"Why are you here?Where's my daughter-in-law?""You don't know people who burn their heads?"said the scroll

花儿为什么会笑?因为它有梗啊~

Why do flowers laugh?Because it's stemmed~

北极熊问企鹅:你为什么不来找我玩呢?企鹅说:我太南了。

Why don't you come to play with me?Penguin said:I'm too south.

看到一对中学生情侣在街上手牵手,不禁回想起中学时代的自己,

当年的我,也是在街上看着一对中学生情侣在街上手牵手。

Seeing a couple of middle school students hand in hand on the street,I can't help thinking back to my middle school days,when I was also watching a couple of middle school students hand in hand on the street.

吃着吃着停电了,我连忙扒了两口饭,突然灯亮了,我惊呼:莫非这就是传说中的扒拉拉能亮?

Eating a power failure,I hurriedly picked up two meals,suddenly the light on,I exclaimed:is this the legendary pick Lala can light?

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