Tommy:How is your little brother,Johnny?Johnny:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.
Tommy:That's too bad.How did that haen?
Johnny:We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.
2.A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman,"he answered.
"You're a good y,"said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the y was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word'Drunk',dad?""Well,my son,"his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But,dad,"the y said,"there's only ONE policeman!"