50个英语笑话爆笑超短

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1.

Teacher:whoever answers my next question,can go home.

老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher:who just threw that?!

老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy:Me!I’m going home now.

男孩:我!我现在要回家了。

2.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog,buildings can't jump!

任何一只狗,大楼又跳不起来。

3.

What has a head,a tail,and no body?

什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体?

A coin!

硬币。

4.

What has one eye but cannot see?

什么有一只眼睛,却看不见?

A needle.

针。

5.

Wife:"How would you describe me?"

妻子:你会怎么形容我呢?

Husband:"ABCDEFGHIJK."

丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife:"What does that mean?"

妻子:那是什么意思?

Husband:"Adorable,beautiful,cute,delightful,elegant,fashionable,gorgeous,and hot."

丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife:"Aw,thank you,but what about IJK?"

妻子:哇,谢谢,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband:"I'm just kidding!"

丈夫:开个玩笑!

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