旁白:There are 4 members in a family,Pirate,a 7-year-old naughty boy.His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker.His dad,Andy Lau is a famous singer,and his dear grandpa,King is a kindly old man.Pirate loves his grandpa most,because King is very spoiling him.He hates his parents.Frankly speaking,he is afraid of them,Because they are very strict with him..
P:Old King,Open the TV,I want to see Tom and Jerry.I love that mouse.Quick!No time!I can’t wait another second.
K:Oh dear!I nearly forget it.Don’t worry,I open it right now.(作开电视状)
P:Ha Ha!It’s really funny!Tom is so good!(作高兴状)搞笑小品
Oh no!“The End!”Where is Tom?I hate the end!(摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状)Old King!?(对K吼)
K：Oh,what a pity dog!(作左顾右盼状)Your parents are not here,and we can change another one,our brave Pirate,just tell me.I’m sure your demand will be satisfied.(作充满自信状)
P：Really!OK!Now,let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!
K:Humm,No,it’s unfit for you……(作犹豫状)
P:I just like this film,Old King,you tell lies.You don’t keep your promise.(作气愤欲泣状)
K;Oh yes,I play it for you.(作为难状)But please be quite,I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
P:Don’t tell so much!I have been an adult man of 7 years old.I promise it to you.(作自豪自信状)
P:Fight him,kill him.Throw these bad guys into the sea……(高声喊)
K:Xu……..(作禁声状).Remember your promise,young adult man.
P:Oh?What promise?I have forgotten it.(作天经地义状)
K:Oh?!You are right(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)
P:Old King.I give you an honorable mission.(作自豪状)Be my horse,and I will ride on your back,let’s help these people in dangerous situation,just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)
K:What!Ride on my back!Be your horse!!(作惊异状)
P:Yes,your hearing is very good,any question?(作若无其事状)
K:No,No,sound a good idea!Very good!You are a brave Pirate.Now come on my back.(作无奈状)
P:(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’s go!Kill all those bad men.Quick!Run quick!.......(意气风发状)
M:Dad,what are you doing!?Naughty Pirate,isn’t your trick!?(作气愤状)
P:(作阳痿状)Mummy,it’s not my fault.Old king let me massage his back.Hei Hei(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
M:I don’t believe it.(作严肃状)Dad,isn’t really that?(询问K)
K:Yes,of course,I can’t image a child only 5 year old,can massage so good.Oh…….(释然状，因为圆了我的谎)
M:Really.I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage,who taught him.(作怀疑状)Dear,isn’t you?
F:No,I haven’t,but I decide to enjoy his massage another day,Do you think so,dear?
M:Yes,really a good suggestion.
P:Mummy,Do you feel a little cold?
K:Yes,I can feel it.(边挥汗边说冷)
M:No,it’s summer.Really hot,do you catch cold?
P:No,No,just my feeling.(更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)
M:Pirate,what’s behind you?(疑问状)
M:Move away.little Pirate!(作气愤状)
P:Oh no!The storm will come.(捂脸作害怕状)
M:Caribbean Pirate!What’s a bad film!Little Pirate!?(气愤状)
M:Daddy,this film is unfit for him,it is full of killing，force and negative passion,and it will let him become bad!
K:I know that,but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much.Yes?Pirate?(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
P:Yes,a very clever mouse and a stupid cat.(作博学状)
M:Dad,don’t let him watch so much TV,it wastes a lot of time,and it is bad for his eyesight.He may become short-sighted.(诚恳状)