天天到地狱里去取牛奶

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丽萨在礼拜天学校(免费学习圣经知识的学校)学习,上课的时候她举手发问道:“如果我是个好姑娘,将来肯定能到天国吗?”

“是的,当然能到天国,”负责教他们的老牧师说。

“我的猫怎么办呢?它能跟我去吗?”

“不能,我的孩子,猫没有什么灵魂,它不能到天国去。”

“我院子里的那些牛呢?它们能到天国去吗?”

“不能,我的孩子,牛也不能到天国去。”

“这么说来我必须天天到地狱里去取牛奶喽!”

天天到地狱里去取牛奶

天天到地狱里去取牛奶

A doctor died and went to heaven.When he got to the gates,he found that there was a long line to get in.He went to the front of the line and told the angel that since he was a doctor and that doctors are important people,he should be allowed to bypass the line and go right in.

一个医生死后升入了天堂,当他到达门口的时候发现那里已经排了很长的队伍。他走到队前询问天使既然自己是个医生,而医生又是很重要的人,所以他应该可以不用排队就直接进去。

The angel replied:"Up here,everyone is equal.Now,please go to the end of the line and wait your turn.”The doctor grumbled but did what was requested.After a while,someone with a white smock and stethoscope walked right past the line and straight in.The doctor ran right back to the angel and said:"Hey,how come you let that doctor right in and not me”The angel replied:"That's not a doctor;that is God playing Doctor.”

天使回答说:“得了,这里人人都一样,回去排队。”医生虽有一肚子怨言,可是还是按照天使说的做了。过了一会儿,一个身穿白大褂,脖子上还挂着听诊器的人穿过队伍径直走了进去。那个医生又跑到天使跟前问:“嘿,你怎么能让那个医生进去而不让我进去呢!”天使回答:“他不是医生,他是上帝假扮成的医生。”

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