1a lieMom:"Which banana do you want,Victor?"Victor:"I want that one of the greatest."Mom:"Victor,you should be polite,to have that little one."Victor:"Mom,I must lie to be polite?"
2Two Birds Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher:Please tell us.Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
3Who Is the Laziest Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom:I don't know,father.Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?Tom:Our teacher,father.
父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。父亲：啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课?汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。But the teacher cried可是老师哭了
4Three Turtles Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.Just as they got into the cafe,it started to rain.The biggest turtle said to the smallest one,"Go home and get the umbrella."The little turtle replied,"I will,if you don't drink my offee.""We won't,"the other two promised.Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle,"Well,I guess he isn't coming back,so we might as well drink his coffee."Just then a voice called from outside the door,"If you do,I won't go."
5Who is Stupid A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.She started her class by saying,"Everyone who thinks you're stupid,stand up!"Little Johnny then stood up.The teacher said,"Do you think you're stupid,Johnny?""No,ma'am,but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"