不知道为什么举手

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在一次英语课上,老师出了一道题叫同学们举手回答,同学“甲”什么也不懂,但他想在老师面前炫耀一番,赶紧问同桌答案是什么。同桌答曰“sorry,I don't kown”。甲自以为得矣得矣,赶忙举手。老师一看,赶忙叫他回答,甲环顾四面,面带微笑的对老师说“sorry I don't kown”。老师气极“不知道为什么举手。”

不知道为什么举手

不知道为什么举手

1.Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?"The nurse asked."Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问."有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."

2.Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80%of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

Husband:It's okey.To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.

妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.

丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.

3."Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

"Yours?Can you prove it?"

"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

"请原谅,你占了我的位置."

"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"

"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."

4.One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?"

亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗?"

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